As a teacher who would far rather talk about aeroplanes than adverbial clauses, I have been teaching my kids the art of the skilfully initiated red herring....and thus, this week, was treated to a jolly five minutes discussing with Year 4 the business of storing an aeroplane.
One of my favourite pupils, a somewhat eccentric boy, suggested I bought a barn.
I have just bought an aeroplane. How on earth will I afford a barn?
He came straight back at me, "Buy a barn with a cow in it, and sell the cow"
That is one for the book.